Marketing Intelligence

Ready To See What's
Holding Your Funnel Back?

We find exactly what's broken in your email funnels, sales pages, and marketing systems — then give you the specific fixes to implement immediately.

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No calls required · Async delivery · 5 business days
5 Day Delivery
$500 Starting From
0 Calls Required
4 Core Services
EM

Email Funnel Analysis

Every email in your sequence analysed simultaneously. Patterns, disconnects, and conversion killers identified with precision.

SYS

Marketing Systems

Expert knowledge of email funnels, sales pages, and conversion optimisation strategies that work across industries.

DATA

Data-Driven Strategy

Building content and marketing strategies based on real performance data, not guesswork or generic best practices.

COMP

Competitive Intelligence

Map exactly where competitors are winning and losing. Find the gaps nobody is addressing and own them.

Marketing isn't magic. It's patterns, psychology, and data. When your funnel isn't converting, there's a reason. We find it, explain it, and fix it.
High Impact

Sales Page Audit

A forensic analysis of your sales page identifying exactly where you're losing conversions. Every weak headline, every trust gap, every CTA that isn't pulling its weight — identified, explained, and rewritten.

  • Above-the-fold analysis and headline audit
  • Trust signal and social proof assessment
  • CTA placement and copy optimisation
  • Objection handling gap analysis
  • Prioritised rewrite recommendations
$600
USD
Delivered in 5 business days
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Strategic

Competitive Positioning Analysis

Map exactly where your competitors are winning and losing. Identify the gaps nobody is addressing and build a positioning strategy that makes you the obvious choice in your market.

  • Full competitor messaging and positioning map
  • Customer segment gap analysis
  • Unaddressed market opportunity identification
  • Differentiation strategy with specific language
  • Priority pages to rewrite with recommended angles
$750
USD
Delivered in 5 business days
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Comprehensive

Marketing Intelligence Brief

A comprehensive strategic brief covering your full market position, audience language patterns, competitor weaknesses, content opportunities, and positioning gaps. The brief a senior strategist would charge ten times more to produce.

  • Full market and audience intelligence report
  • Voice-of-customer language extraction
  • Content opportunity and gap mapping
  • Competitor weakness exploitation strategy
  • Complete brief your entire team can act on
$800
USD
Delivered in 5 business days
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Search Performance

SEO Audit

A forensic analysis of your content and pages for search performance. We identify exactly why you're not ranking, what keywords you should own, and what changes will move the needle — with a prioritised action list ready to implement.

  • On-page SEO analysis for any URL or content piece
  • Keyword targeting assessment and gap identification
  • Content structure and ranking opportunity analysis
  • Technical issue identification affecting search visibility
  • Prioritised recommendations ranked by impact
$600
USD
Delivered in 5 business days
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AI Search — Emerging

GEO Optimisation Audit

The next frontier in search visibility. We audit and optimise your content to be cited by AI systems — ChatGPT, Perplexity, Claude, Google AI Overviews. As people shift from searching to asking, being cited in AI answers becomes a critical traffic source.

  • AI citability audit across your key content pieces
  • Structural and language optimisation for AI retrieval
  • Authority signal analysis for AI trust scoring
  • Competitor citability comparison
  • Implementation roadmap for immediate citability gains
$650
USD
Delivered in 5 business days
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1

Choose Your Service and Pay

Select the service that fits your situation and pay securely via Stripe. Once payment is confirmed you'll immediately receive an intake document by email telling you exactly what to send us and how.

2

Send Your Materials

Depending on the service, this means your email sequences, sales page URL, analytics export, or competitor URLs. You send what you'd send any marketing consultant. Nothing more. Everything is handled by email — no logins, no platform access, no passwords.

3

We Run the Analysis

We analyse everything simultaneously — identifying patterns, gaps, disconnects, and opportunities that aren't visible when looking at one piece at a time. This is where the real work happens. Our proprietary analysis framework processes your entire marketing system as a whole, not in isolation.

4

You Receive Your Audit Document

A structured document delivered to your inbox with specific problems identified, exact lines quoted, rewrites provided, and changes prioritised by conversion impact. Ready to implement the same day you receive it.

5

Implement and See Results

Every recommendation is specific and actionable. No vague strategic advice — exact changes, exact rewrites, exact priorities. You implement at your own pace with a clear roadmap of what moves the needle most.

Built on Proven Foundations

SharpFunnel's analysis framework is built on marketing methodologies with documented results across thousands of businesses. The conversion principles, sequencing frameworks, and competitive intelligence systems we apply have been developed and refined by some of the world's leading marketing strategists.

Conversion Optimisation Frameworks

Proven across e-commerce, SaaS, and course businesses globally with documented conversion improvements.

Emotional Sequencing Methodology

Based on documented consumer psychology and behavioural research applied to real marketing systems.

Competitive Intelligence Systems

The same strategic analysis approach used by leading marketing consultancies — applied systematically.

The entire process is async. No calls required. No back and forth. Just clear, specific, actionable intelligence delivered to your inbox.

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SharpFunnel was founded by Stuart Milne — author of The Microbiome Garden and founder of Rewild — with one purpose: to give serious online businesses the kind of deep marketing analysis that was previously only accessible to companies with large budgets and agency retainers.

The Problem We Solve

Most businesses know their marketing could perform better. They can see it in their open rates, their conversion numbers, their cart abandonment data. What they can't see is exactly why — and what to do about it. Generic marketing advice doesn't help. What's needed is a forensic analysis of their specific funnel, their specific audience, and their specific competitive landscape.

How We Work

We've built a proprietary analysis framework that processes your entire marketing system simultaneously — not email by email, not page by page, but as a complete interconnected system. This reveals patterns, disconnects, and opportunities that are invisible when you look at marketing assets in isolation. The result is analysis that reads like it came from someone who spent a week studying your business — delivered in 5 days, entirely by email.

Who We Work With

Online course creators, coaches, and health and wellness businesses who have existing funnels generating revenue and know there's more performance left on the table. We work with a select number of clients at any time to ensure exceptional quality and attention. We don't take on every project — we take on the right ones.

Founder
Stuart Milne
Published Work
The Microbiome Garden
Also Building
Rewild — Bringing Life Back Into Your Life
Delivery Model
100% Async — No Calls Required

Fill in the form below and we'll review your situation. If we're a good fit we'll send you a payment link and intake document immediately. The entire process from here to delivered audit is handled by email — no calls, no meetings, no back and forth.

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Thank you. We'll review your situation and be in touch within 24 hours. If we're a good fit you'll receive a payment link and full intake document immediately after confirmation.

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Async process
5 business day delivery
stuart@sharpfunnel.com